(1) My two week old nephew farted and scared himself!(2) Some lady stole my cart in the grocery store… and I had food in it!!!

You know when you are driving on the freeway- most of the time in the left lane- and a car pulls up really quickly behind you and starts flashing his/her lights to let you know that, not only are you in their way, but also to let you know that you don’t even belong in the lane because you chose [...]

Useless Fact of the Day:February 16, 2005 To escape the grip of a crocodile’s jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs –it will let you go instantly.

This is our fourth nephew! His name is Jordan named after. He is healthy and adorable. His mom is my sister Laura, who is a stud; she was only in labor for like 5 hours! He was born Feb 13. Everyone…. say hi to Jordan.

(1) There was a giant snow storm that blew through the Northeast, see…to view more pictures of the snow check ‘em out in my flickr account.(2) Michelle Qan drops out of the Olympics.(3) Cheney shoots his hunting partner on accident in the face and chest.